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sathi hai koi, Na humsafar baikoi, Naum kisi ke na humara hoi, Par aapko dekh kar kah sakte hai ki, Pyara so dost hamara bhi hai koI

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sathi hai koi, Na humsafar baikoi,
Naum kisi ke na humara hoi,
Par aapko dekh kar kah sakte hai ki,
Pyara so dost hamara bhi hai kol….

Nazar Se nazrein churana kab tak,
Dost se dosti chhipaoge kab tak
Hamare SMS tumeh,
In dosti ke afsano ko mitaoge kab tak.

Namaskar Aapki dosti ki validity samapt ho ra
hai,
Kirpya turant hi SMS kar ke recharge karein….
Thank you…

Taqdeer ne chaha, taqdeer ne bayaya,
Taqdeer ye tumko or humko milaya,
Khushnaseeb the hum ya woh pal,
Jab tum sa anmol dost is zindagi mein aava.

Tu door bhi hai aur pas bhi hai,
Kahin kahin teri kami ka ehsaas bhi hai,
Dost to lakhon hain magar tu pyara bhi hai,
Aur khas bhi hai.

Teri dosti me ek nasha hai,
Abhi to yeh saari duniya hamse khafa hai,
Na karo hamse itni dosti,
Ki dil hi hamse puchhe teri dhadkan kahan hai?

Teri dosti ne bahut kuchh sikha diya,
Meri khamosh duniya ko jaise hansa diya,
Karzdaar hoon main us khuda ka,
Jisne mujhe aap jaise dost se mila diya

o rahi

in….

Tum na mano yeh haqeeqat hai,
Dosti’ insaan ki zaroorat hai,
Kisi din aao mehfil me,
jaan jaoge zindagi kitni khoobsurat hai.

Arz kiya hai… aaj wo humse jannat mein takra gayi,
Aaj wo humse jannat mein takra gayi
Fitte muh tussi etheve aa gaye.

Agar duniya ko kuchh kar ke dikhana hai, to
Billoo Badhshah ki suno-haathi ke uper haato ke
bal ulte khade hokar photo khickwao, Ab isi photo
ko ulta karke sari duniya ko dikhane.

Aapne mere dhan se khela,
ne mere tan, man, dhan se khela,
played! well played!! well played!!

Customer-‘Bhai kab se wait kar raha
hoo… khana abhi tak taiyar aahi hua ?
Hotelwala-‘Sir, khana to 3 din pehle se taiyar ha
bas garam ho raha hai.

Chaiwala-Bholi Si surat aankho me masti door
khadi sharmaye hay-haye!!
Ladki-‘Kali si surat haathon me katli door
khada chillaye chaye-chaye!!

God ne tuje bheja to bheja lekin bheja to aisa
bheja ki bheja hi khali bheja Hai mujhe kisi ne bheja
isliye maine aapku behja!
Husband retuns home after drinking and saya,
Darling, aaj kuchh aisi baat karo ki mere kadar
zamin pena tiken…
Wife: ve moya phansi laa le.

Hum dua karte hai khuda se, ki vo aap jaisa do
aur na banaya, ek cartoon jaisi cheez hai hame
paas kahin vo bhi common na ho jaye.

Hum dosti ka ferz yunhi nibhatey reheinge,
Waqt beywaqt aap ko sataye rahenge,
Dua karo ki umar lambi ho hamari,
Werna ho oh ban kar aap ko zindagi bhar daratey
raheinge!!!

ar hai

Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai
Hardware swagat mai ek ladki bitha rakhi hai,
Na jane kis darwaje se aaoge tum,
Istiye har ladki ko ek Rakhi thama rakhi hai.

Kash life kaisi hoti hai
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko Ikrar
Wednesday ko pyar,
Thursday ko intezar
Friday ko shadi, Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko next

Ladki Shadi se pehle Spiderman,
Sagai ke samay Superman,
Shaadi ke samay Gentleman,
Shaadi ke 10 saal baad Watchman,
20 saal baad Doberman.

Mandir mein puja karta hun,
Masjid mein namaz padta hun,
Insaan se bhagwan na ban jaun,
Isliye roz tumhe SMS kar ke ek paap karta h

Mein sawan hoon tum badal ho,
Mein normal hoon tum pagal ho,
Mein pani hoon tum tanki ho,
Mein tarzan hoon tum monkey bu!!

2:”Aap apni patni ko party mein kyon nahin la
“Kyunki woh gaon ki hai.”?
“Achchha! Mujhe to lagta tha ki aap ki hai!”

Shaam hote hi yeh dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwabo ke siva kuchh na pass hota hai,
Aapki yaad aisa waqt bahut aati hai,
Jab BANDAR koi aas pass hota hai.

Woh gori hai uski zulfen hain kali,
Wo pari haiva pariya ki rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

n milo na milo milne ka gum nahin

Tum paas se nikal jaao to milne se kam nahin,
Mana ki tumhen kadra nahin hamari,
Par unse poochho jinhen hum haasil nahin.

Aap bhi janab baatein kamaal karte ho,
Kaisae-kaise hum se sawaal karte ho,
Uthey nhi mobile jab karte hain call hum,
Ulta mere sir pe chad ke dhamaal karte ho,
Ohh Kanzooso kabhi tum bhi kro dail,
Wasey to batein badi bemisaal karte ho!!

Jab Ehi kanjoos ke liye Oscar ka nomination aayega,
Tera bhi naam us inain jaroor aayega,
Ye padhkar 2-4 SMS hi karde,
Varua shayad Oscar bhi tu hijeet jaayega!!

Jo tum chaho wo tumhare hon,
Roshan ratien aur khoobsurat savera ho,
Jari rakhenge hum duaon ka silsila,
Ki kamya har manzil pe dost hamare ho….

Jaruri nahi dosti mein mulakat hoti rahe,
Jaruri nahi ki baat hoti rahe,
Parjo Jaruri hai voh bus yahi,
Ki dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe.

Jeevan me “Safal” hone ke liye
3 factory jaroor lagao….
1st: Brain ‘me ice factory….
2nd: Juban me sugar factory….
3rd ? Heart me friendship factory….

Koi ho baat na dil se lagana,
Agar apna samjho to hi batana,
Bhool ho humse, to samjhana,
Samjho jo haq jatana,
Ki hai dosti to dil se nibhana.

Khud pe bharosa hai,
To khuda tere saath hai,
Apno pe bharosa hai.
To har dua saath hai,
Zindagi se kabhi mat karna hai dost!
Jab tak yeh dost tere saath hai

Phoolon se khubsoorat koi nahi,
Sagar se gehra koi nahi,
Ab aapki kya tarif karoo,
Doston mein aap jaisa pyara koi nahi.

Phool aisa ho jo baag ki khushboo se bhar de
Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar

dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko

SMS se bhar de.

Phool sukh jate hain 1 waqt ke baad,
Log badal jate hain 1 waqt ke baad,
Apni dosti bhi tutegi 1 waqt ke baad,
Lekin vo waqt ayega meri maut ke baad.

Rab se aapki khushi mangte ha.
Duaon mein aapki hansi mange hai…
Sochte hai kya mange aapse ?
Chalo aapki umar-bhar ki dosti mangte hai

Royengi ye ankhen muskurane ke bad,
Aayegi raat din dhal jane ke bad,
Kabhi ruthna na mujshe mere dost,
Shayad ye zindagi na rahe tere rooth jane ke baad.

Sabse intelligent kaun: Tum.
Sabse smart kaun : Tum.
Sabse strong kaun: Tum.
Tum se zyada kaur : Hum.
Lekin duniya mein sabse achhe dost kaun: Hum Tum

Teri dosti tarif juban pe aane lagi,
Tumse dosti kiori
muskurane lagi,

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